My name is Noelle and I’m an addict.

Since my last post was on my favourite men, I thought I’d do a post on my favourite legal medication. I don’t care if I look like a raging pill popper – I have so few pleasures in life.

  1. Valium
  2. Xanax
  3. Cough mixture (but only the good ones with codeine)
  4. Chlorpheniramine (also known as the little yellow pill)
  5. Mersyndol (strongest off the counter relaxants – with codeine)
  6. Anarex (muscle relaxant as well but I need 2)

I think I took too much cough mixture tonight (Phenexpect) – my eyebrow is twitching.

Side note: I find that Phenexpect mixed with, oddly enough, Zyrtec makes me loopy sleepy. I like it.

Ok, Wayne’s World 2 is on now. Excellent. After watching Wayne’s World like 3 times last week, time for the next one.